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Explanation (Don’t read if you have an IQ greater than 140)


So, this is an explanation of why I have been writing what I have (if you haven’t worked that out already):
    I am going to do my GCSE English in two years’ time (is that apostrophe in the right place?) and if I don’t get help, I won’t do any good – wait no – I won’t do any well, right? – help me!
    So, I was hoping people that were really good at English would help me – like not in real life because I don’t like that because my teacher asked to analyse someone else’s work today and I literally heard my heartbeat in my head – he kept asking me questions! – you know the feeling right? No? Just me and that creepy guy from The Tell-Tale Heart, huh?
    I mean, it’s not like I need um… like, spell check or whatever – I have Grammarly for that, but there are just some things that it can’t do: like see if I am actually writing the correct answer to a question, and if you think that you may not be the best person to help me out: trust me you are: in my English baseline test (it is just like a mock exam) I got a four – unfair right? (I am in year ten if you haven't worked it out and needed to know – I ain’t gonna apologise for being stupid).
    Do you want to know what you can do to help me? – no?  You have better things to do? – well that is a teeny bit disappointing – but because you read this far I might as well tell you what you can do: leave a comment – it doesn’t matter what it is if you see a mistake leave a comment telling me what it is and I would really appreciate that – even if it is for this!
    And if you really want to help: tell me what you got in your GCSEs because if yours is worse than mine it will make me feel a little better about what I got else, if you got a nine or something, than I will pay more attention to your advice than somebody who got a three – just kidding:-)