So, this is an
explanation of why I have been writing what I have (if you haven’t worked that
out already):
I
am going to do my GCSE English in two years’ time (is
that apostrophe in the right place?) and if I don’t get help, I won’t
do any good – wait no – I won’t do any well, right? – help me!
So,
I was hoping people that were really good at English would help me – like not
in real life because I don’t like that because my teacher asked to
analyse someone else’s work today and I literally heard my
heartbeat in my head – he kept asking me questions! – you know
the feeling right? No? Just me and that creepy guy from The Tell-Tale Heart,
huh?
I
mean, it’s not like I need um… like, spell check or whatever – I have Grammarly for
that, but there are just some things that it can’t do: like see if I am
actually writing the correct answer to a question, and if you think that you
may not be the best person to help me out: trust me you are: in my English
baseline test (it is just like a mock exam) I got a four – unfair right? (I am
in year ten if you haven't worked it out and needed to know – I ain’t
gonna apologise for being stupid).
Do
you want to know what you can do to help me? – no? You
have better things to do? – well that is a teeny bit disappointing – but
because you read this far I might as well tell you what you can do: leave a
comment – it doesn’t matter what it is if you see a mistake leave a comment
telling me what it is and I would really appreciate that – even if it is for
this!
And
if you really want to help: tell me what you got in your GCSEs because
if yours is worse than mine it will make me feel a little better about what I
got else, if you got a nine or something, than I will pay more attention to
your advice than somebody who got a three – just kidding:-)